Nutrition Facts for No joke texas salsa

No Joke Texas Salsa

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Nutriscore Rating: 79/100

Get ready to turn up the heat with this irresistible "No Joke Texas Salsa," a bold and smoky homemade salsa that’s packed with flavor and perfect for any Tex-Mex feast! Featuring fire-roasted Roma tomatoes, jalapeño and serrano peppers, and fragrant roasted garlic, this salsa delivers a perfect balance of smoky, spicy, and tangy flavors that will have everyone coming back for more. Fresh cilantro, zesty lime juice, and a hint of smoked paprika and cumin round out its vibrant, authentic taste. Ready in just 25 minutes, this versatile salsa is perfect for pairing with tortilla chips, tacos, burritos, or even as a topping for grilled meats. Whether you’re hosting a backyard BBQ or simply upgrading taco night, this homemade Texas salsa is sure to steal the show!

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Recipe Information

⏱️
Prep Time
15 min
🔥
Cook Time
10 min
🕐
Total Time
25 min
👥
Servings
8 servings
📊
Difficulty
Medium

🥘 Ingredients

12 items
  • 6 large Roma tomatoes
  • 2 medium Jalapeño peppers
  • 1 medium Serrano peppers
  • 1 medium Red onion
  • 3 large Garlic cloves
  • 0.5 cup Fresh cilantro
  • 1 large Lime
  • 1 teaspoon Smoked paprika
  • 1 teaspoon Ground cumin
  • 1 teaspoon Salt
  • 0.5 teaspoon Black pepper
  • 1 tablespoon Olive oil
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Pro Tip: Read through all ingredients before starting to cook!

📝 Instructions

10 steps
1

Preheat a skillet or grill pan over medium-high heat.

2

Place the Roma tomatoes, jalapeño peppers, serrano pepper, and unpeeled garlic cloves on the skillet. Roast them for 8-10 minutes, turning occasionally, until the skins are charred and blistered.

3

Remove the vegetables from the skillet. Allow them to cool slightly, then peel the garlic and remove the stems from the peppers. For less heat, remove the seeds from the peppers as well.

4

In a food processor or blender, add the roasted tomatoes, peppers, peeled garlic, red onion (cut into quarters), and fresh cilantro.

5

Squeeze the juice of the lime into the food processor, being careful to remove any seeds.

6

Add the smoked paprika, ground cumin, salt, black pepper, and olive oil.

7

Pulse the mixture a few times, then blend until you reach your desired consistency. Blend briefly for a chunky texture, or longer for a smoother salsa.

8

Taste and adjust seasoning as needed, adding more salt or lime juice to balance the flavors.

9

Transfer the salsa to a bowl and let it rest for 15 minutes to allow the flavors to meld together.

10

Serve with tortilla chips, tacos, or your favorite Tex-Mex dishes. Store leftovers in an airtight container in the refrigerator for up to 4 days.

Cooking Tip: Take your time with each step for the best results!
380
cal
9.9g
protein
58.5g
carbs
16.9g
fat

Nutrition Facts

1 serving (1042.7g)
Calories
380
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 16.9 g 22%
Saturated Fat 2.3 g 12%
Polyunsaturated Fat 1.4 g
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 2419 mg 105%
Total Carbohydrate 58.5 g 21%
Dietary Fiber 16.0 g 57%
Total Sugars 26.7 g
Protein 9.9 g 20%
Vitamin D 0.0 mcg 0%
Calcium 203 mg 16%
Iron 6.2 mg 34%
Potassium 2356 mg 50%

*The % Daily Value tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.

Source of Calories

55.0%%
9.3%%
35.7%%
Fat: 152 cal (35.7%%)
Protein: 39 cal (9.3%%)
Carbs: 234 cal (55.0%%)