Lemony Bastard
Meet your new favorite zesty cocktail: the Lemony Bastard. This refreshingly tart and subtly sweet beverage combines the bold tang of freshly squeezed lemon juice, smooth vodka, and a hint of orange liqueur for a perfectly balanced flavor profile. Elevated with the effervescence of club soda and a dash of simple syrup for subtle sweetness, this drink isn’t just a cocktail—it’s an experience. Perfect for summer gatherings or an elegant night in, the Lemony Bastard takes just 5 minutes to prepare and can be served with or without a sugar-rimmed glass for added flair. Garnished with a fresh lemon wedge, this citrus-forward cocktail is as visually stunning as it is delicious. Whether you’re entertaining or treating yourself, this easy, vibrant recipe delivers bold, sippable joy in every glass.
The Last Cutting Board You'll Ever Need
Join thousands who made the switch to pure titanium
"I was shocked when I learned about the bacteria and microplastics in my old cutting board. Switching to Titan Haus was the best decision—I'll never go back!"
Recipe Information
Ingredients
- 2 oz Lemon juice (freshly squeezed)
- 1.5 oz Vodka
- 0.75 oz Simple syrup
- 0.5 oz Orange liqueur (e.g., Triple Sec)
- 2 oz Club soda
- 1 cup Ice cubes
- 1 piece Lemon wedge
- 2 tbsp Sugar (for rimming, optional)
Instructions
If desired, start by rimming your glass with sugar. Run a lemon wedge around the rim of a highball or cocktail glass, then dip the rim into a shallow plate of sugar to coat evenly.
Fill a cocktail shaker halfway with ice cubes.
Add the lemon juice, vodka, simple syrup, and orange liqueur to the shaker.
Shake vigorously for about 15 seconds to combine and chill the ingredients.
Fill your prepared glass with fresh ice cubes, then strain the mixture from the shaker into the glass.
Top with club soda for a fizzy finish, gently stirring to combine.
Garnish with a lemon wedge on the rim or place it into the drink for an added burst of citrus flavor.
Serve immediately and enjoy the bold, zesty flavors of the Lemony Bastard.
Nutrition Facts
Calories |
301 | ||
|---|---|---|---|
% Daily Value* |
|||
| Total Fat | 0.0 g | 0% | |
| Saturated Fat | 0.0 g | 0% | |
| Polyunsaturated Fat | 0.0 g | ||
| Cholesterol | 0 mg | 0% | |
| Sodium | 19 mg | 1% | |
| Total Carbohydrate | 44.7 g | 16% | |
| Dietary Fiber | 0.5 g | 2% | |
| Total Sugars | 41.5 g | ||
| Protein | 0.5 g | 1% | |
| Vitamin D | 0.0 mcg | 0% | |
| Calcium | 5 mg | 0% | |
| Iron | 0.0 mg | 0% | |
| Potassium | 70 mg | 1% | |
*The % Daily Value tells you how much a nutrient in a serving of food contributes to a daily diet. 2,000 calories a day is used for general nutrition advice.
